My little girl got married.

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A moment for which I was not prepared.

Feral Rex!

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Some people are born jerks. Some people grow into them. I’m lucky enough to have accomplished both.

Uber is trying to recruit me by sending me junk mail.

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But hey, I can make up to $500 in a weekend! Wow!

Dilbert explains me once again. http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-05-19

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No one is getting up these stairs unless we allow it.

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I appear to be the only one in a good mood around me. A rare alignment of the planets?

What ever happened to quiet Sunday mornings?

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Godfrey enjoying a pseudo summer day.

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I wish I didn’t have to exercise self-censorship. Great thoughts are being withheld from the public.