Kevin Bae

Non-Social in a Socially Networked World

  • The Chicago White Sox may set the record this season!

    The Chicago White Sox may set the record this season!

    The Chicago White Sox, who begin a series against the Mets on Friday, are 31-104. That puts them on a pace to finish a disastrous 37-125.  Baseball’s Most Miserable Record May Be About to Fall How exciting it is to be a White Sox fan—or rather, a sort of fan once removed. I was a…

  • The U.S. Surgeon General just put a health warning on being a parent

    The U.S. Surgeon General just put a health warning on being a parent

    We must be getting terribly close to ‘peak stupid.’ I wouldn’t have believed the Wall Street Journal story if I hadn’t found the actual press release from our nation’s Surgeon General, Dr. Vivek Murthy. Here’s the opening paragraph: Today, United States Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy released a Surgeon General’s Advisory on the Mental Health and…

  • Men’s team wins women’s grand final in Australia

    Men’s team wins women’s grand final in Australia

    A team called the Flying Bats FC in Australia has 5 trans players. This team went undefeated and won their grand final in Australia. I called this a long time ago. Weak men don’t care if they have to don bras and call themselves women. If they can win they’ll take it. Australia’s most controversial…

  • Vivek Ramaswamy eviscerates Harris’ proposed tax on unrealized capital gains

    Vivek Ramaswamy eviscerates Harris’ proposed tax on unrealized capital gains

    I guarantee Kamala Harris has no clue what Vivek Ramaswamy is talking about here. It would be great if a reporter could ask her about. We know they won’t because it would expose her for being the vapid politician she is. This is why I support Ramaswamy for President.

  • Harris campaign kicks out diners at restaurant, replaces them with plants

    Harris campaign kicks out diners at restaurant, replaces them with plants

    Not potted plants but people plants. In the story there is a tweet showing white vans pulling up and supposedly dropping off Harris supporters for a campaign “drop-in” by Kamala. Is she really so vapid as to not be able to meet real people? Does she know her campaign is doing this? I think she…

  • Science proves why I’m odorless

    Science proves why I’m odorless

    It’s SCIENCE!! I think my two ethnicities cancel each other out and that’s why I have no body odor of any kind. I’ve known too many Koreans who stink to high heaven. The secret behind the lesser body odour among South Koreans and Japanese lies in a gene called ABCC11. It is responsible for determining…