Tag: peakstupid
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The greatest American cultural export since Black Friday
Somewhere in Europe, there is a person walking down a picturesque cobblestone street with the most fashionable of all bags on their shoulder. It’s not a Birkin, a Louis Vuitton, or a Chanel. It’s the height of fashion… the Trader Joe’s canvas tote. This person has likely never seen a Trader Joe’s, let alone been…
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Wall Street Journal reporters buy the most expensive shit to make a $3 meal
The Wall Street Journal ran a story about how difficult it is to make a meal for one for roughly $3.00. All they did was prove how stupid they are. Look at this photo for 10 seconds and you’ll instantly know why they had trouble putting together this meal. Notice that these items are the…
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People with more money than sense spending thousands to create “analog” rooms
Did you know you’re a victim of our own home? The latest idiotic trend believes we are seduced by the “smart home”. Phones and screens everywhere to keep you trapped in the matrix. The real problem is not the screens or the tech but people’s inability to stop touching them. An article in the Wall…
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The Idiocy of the No Kings Protests
The so-called “No Kings” protesters were out again shouting slogans, waving signs, and pretending they’re saving democracy. They claim to be standing up against tyranny, with chants of “Trump is not a king.” Most of these same people, along with the their opponents, are the very reason the presidency has become so bloated and powerful…
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New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago will have the trifecta of stupid
LA’s Karen Bass and Chicago’s Brandon Johnson might possibly be the dumbest mayors in the entire country. But strap in, folks, because it looks like New York might outdo them both when it comes to peak stupid. Enter Zohran Mamdani. He’s 33 years old and is a firm believer in socialism. After reading some articles…
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The federal government is 99.975% unelected
The next time you hear anyone rant that Elon Musk is not elected show them this chart (numbers provided by ChatGPT). There are only 542 elected federal officials. Here is the breakdown. That’s it. The rest are either appointed or hired. The argument is absurd and meant to reframe Musk’s efforts as beyond or above…