Tag: Nonsense
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It’s Time to Get Rid of Time Zones
It’s high time to end the argument and debate over Standard Time versus Daylight Saving Time. I’m just the right person to end it. My unique qualifications and experience make me the pre-eminent expert on setting shit straight and fixing the world’s problems. The proposal is simple: get rid of time zones entirely and put…
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Major incident at the White House
It’s a corny headline… but so what! Say it ain’t so Joe! President Biden abandons dogs and sends them back to Delaware. The two German Shepherds belonging to President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden were returned to the Biden family home in Delaware last week after aggressive behavior at the White House involving Major Biden, two…
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If I had to work via Zoom
I can barely use a cell phone with all the digital compression. I can’t imagine how bad it would be on a video call.
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Stay safe and stay home
Listen to the voicemail message I received 3 times over the last 2 days. The calls came from a number that is spoofing my area code and prefix. What is the purpose of this baloney? Has anyone else received these? For some strange reason now I feel compelled to stay safe and stay home!