Kevin Bae

Non-Social in a Socially Networked World

Proof that Western Civilization is over

The proof is in a single word… Barkuterie. Nothing more needs to be said.

They’re called “barkuterie.”

Kristine Boyd, 51, first caught wind of the trend on Pinterest. She lives with three dachshunds — Riley, Brody and Jasper — in Orlando, Fla., and decided to make them a barkuterie board after a bit of positive news from her veterinarian.

Brody, the oldest of the trio, had been declared cancer-free after a biopsy. “I was so excited. So I decided, ‘You know what? I’m going to the Woof Gang Bakery to get some treats,’” said Ms. Boyd, who works in retail management. She splurged on specialty Snoopy and heart-shaped cookies, just because.

New York Times

I like dogs. I have three. But I treat them like dogs not people. Regardless how much I like them they are property. I know… I know… I’m a cold hearted bastard. So what!