How do you know if you’re a Covidphobe?
- If you are alone in a field with no one around for more than 100 feet and you have your mask on… you might be a Covidphobe
- If you fantasize about the day your number is called to get the vaccine… you might be a Covidphobe
- If you don’t have any symptoms but get tested on a regular basis… you might be a Covidphobe
- If you have no symptoms, test positive for COVID-19, and are sobbing in your room because you think you’re about to die… you might be a Covidphobe
- If you walk into a restaurant and get nervous because people are acting normal… you might be a Covidphobe
- If you live in a state where mask mandates have been dropped and don’t realize nothing prevents you from wearing yours… you might be a Covidphobe
- If you are a teacher who refuses to go to work while everyone else has returned to work… you might be an asshole… sorry Covidphobe
- If you’re driving alone in your convertible with the top down but still have on your mask… you might be a Covidphobe
- If you are wearing 3 masks because you believe if 2 are better than 1 then 3 have to be super… you might be a Covidphobe
It’s high time we stop discriminating against COVID-19 and SARS-CoV-2 which causes it. Doesn’t it have the right to exist?
Too bad I’m not a funny person.